notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

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favourite the lego movie quotes (1/2)

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bouncethatafro:

THIS PERSON IS SO UNDERCOOKED WE CAN INVITE THEM OVER FOR DINNER AGAIN

bouncethatafro:

THIS PERSON IS SO UNDERCOOKED WE CAN INVITE THEM OVER FOR DINNER AGAIN

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#Bones wiping away tears of pride in the background
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15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

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kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

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In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

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why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

 
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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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mari-on-tea:

bigbardafree:

djtetsuo89:

danistotallyuncool:

gatoishwary:

ttripod:

jodyrobots:

whaa

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

I WISH I KNEW!!!

The name of this movie is Top Secret

Dude, top secret is such a good movie.

this movie has an entire bar fight sequence that takes place underwater

for no reason at all

next date night movie

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funnyandhilarious:

A friend of mine was at the airport and found Asian Morgan Freeman »
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mckardashian:

this girl in history thought Hiroshima was a pokemon

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vascuclarity:

rockees:

a ferocious beast

This is the best photoset in the world

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ericscissorhands:

There are villains you just can’t hate. Then there are these assholes.(X)

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