my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
LOOK AT THIS BABY
LOOK AT HER
what the fuck she is conducting along she is like zero and a half years old come on
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
this does not ever get old
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14
Wtf u tryna say stat book
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh