heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

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scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

reblogged 2 days ago @ 26 Aug 2014 with 336,381 notes via/source
theiceblockfromhell:

Shaking hands in Australia.

theiceblockfromhell:

Shaking hands in Australia.
reblogged 2 days ago @ 26 Aug 2014 with 2,945 notes via/source

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

reblogged 2 days ago @ 26 Aug 2014 with 85,774 notes via/source

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

reblogged 2 days ago @ 26 Aug 2014 with 229,759 notes via/source

radiantxcas:

chris evans + text posts

reblogged 2 days ago @ 26 Aug 2014 with 5,505 notes via/source

whibleywobblydelonge:

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

THE FOOT THOUGH

reblogged 2 days ago @ 26 Aug 2014 with 459,125 notes via/source
adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

reblogged 2 days ago @ 26 Aug 2014 with 110,384 notes via/source

spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

reblogged 2 days ago @ 26 Aug 2014 with 837,572 notes via/source
brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

reblogged 2 days ago @ 26 Aug 2014 with 240,682 notes via/source

tastefullyoffensive:

Smart phones are making us antisocial. [x]

reblogged 2 days ago @ 25 Aug 2014 with 27,527 notes via/source

hotboyproblems:

chapped lips, burnt face, bushfire warnings and smoke flames

you thought these were lyrics but no im just explaining summer in australia

reblogged 2 days ago @ 25 Aug 2014 with 23,361 notes via/source
thewitchmaker:

guceubcuesu:

So…the cats are like the French

And dogs are Japanese omfg

thewitchmaker:

guceubcuesu:

So…the cats are like the French

And dogs are Japanese omfg

reblogged 2 days ago @ 25 Aug 2014 with 84,626 notes via/source
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reblogged 2 days ago @ 25 Aug 2014 with 15,537 notes via/source

somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

reblogged 2 days ago @ 25 Aug 2014 with 540,247 notes via/source